Get that thing off your face.

Why does that burr make me want to barf? And then I recover, and want to barf all over again because of the eye flies.

Not a Fan

 This is my bathroom fan. My vacuum attachments can't reach in there and I cannot, for the life of me, figure out how to get that grate-y thing off.

The Hair Ball

I don't know what to say. I kicked this up with my big toe from the shower drain and it landed like this, like a perfect embryo of hair. I'm sorry...

The Hot Dog

This little honey sat on my floor for four days.  I watched its progress. Waited to see if anyone would bend at the waist to pick it up and throw it away.  No one did. Until I did. But not before recording it for you.

The Morbidity Trifecta!

Anyone for a dip in the pool?